He’s in the street
And he’s shaking his ass
Maybe he had too much to drink
Cameras click
And video starts to whirl
He had no time even to think

Uploaded to social media
With a hashtag or two
Man shaking his ass a phenomenon
He didn’t know
Until the next day
When his cruel hangover had finally gone

Hey hey don’t mock me
I was a little out of my mind
Now now come with me
Into the green green limelight

She spent hours getting ready
Her makeup and her hair
Were cruelly styled like a Japanese doll
She followed the instructions
From an influencer on Instagram
So what could now go wrong?

Standing in a queue
Under a balcony
When the dog bath exploded onto her
The hair collapsed the makeup ran
Everyone was filming her shrieks
She got more likes than her favourite influencer

Hey hey don’t mock me
I had the worst kind of night
Now now come with me
Into the green green limelight

From the beach
She wanted coffee
So she strolled to the local kiosk
It was hot and her bikini small
She didn’t cover up at all
While ordering her drink
Her bikini top decided to shrink

With a pop
Her bikini was undone
Bared her breasts to about a dozen folk
As she tried to cover up
And running to her umbrella
She became an instant internet hit

Hey hey don’t mock me
Now she double checks her clips
Now now come with me
Into the green green limelight

Kids at school
All with hidden phones
So bored when they had nothing to do
As the professor vandalized the chalkboard
He let rip with an over smelly clanger
Caught in the act now on tiktok

Everyone laughed
The headmaster wasn’t fooled
Detention for most of the class
As the video went viral
The kids were learnt some rules
Bart Simpson never wanted this

Hey hey don’t mock me
I ate a curry with my honey last night
Now now come with me
Into the green green limelight

When you’re in public watch your step
A funny video could be just around the corner
Everyone is looking for the right victim
To get them some recognition
And a slice of the limelight

Hey hey don’t mock me
You got me well and good
Now now come with me
Into the green green limelight